They Melted His Brain!

Matthew Bland will grow up to be the greatest movie director of all time. Or so he thinks. His home-made movies are awful. However, one night he stumbles across a secret transmission which could literally change the world. Only he and his two friends can save the human race from a total brain meltdown...! Beware! This book might make you burst your lungs laughing! (Although, probably not)

A side-splitting adventure from the author of the Saxby Smart detective stories.

“I love the title... I love the book too... Buy this for the 9-11 year old in your life and make sure you read it yourself” - The Independent On Sunday

“This has Potter potential written all over it, and would make great children’s television” - Scotland On Sunday

"It's funny and moves really fast. Matthew's big ideas never seem to come off at first but you know it'll work out in the end" - Home & Country

"This is a cool book!" - Young Adult Review News

"Children will love the manic events that follow Matthew Bland... Great fun" - Carousel

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