Totally Unsuitable For Children

“Ladies and gentlemen, the next act in tonight’s show is TOTALLY unsuitable for children!” 

The Galactic Coliseum, a spaceship theatre which tours the universe, has a brand new attraction. The problem is, it’s a hideous alien monster. The theatre lands on Earth, the monster attacks the local school, and just as the pupils think it’s safe to come out of hiding, an entire alien invasion begins... 

“Reminiscent of The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. It positively bubbles with jokes” - The Independent On Sunday

"This zany, fast-moving, science-fiction comedy that appeals to just about every young audience will certainly appeal to fans of Simon Cheshire's hilarious Jeremy Brown stories but will also pick up new fans who love great story-telling" - Amazon.co.uk 

“I thought this book was good because it was scary at times and then it suddenly became funny and exciting. I also thought it was a good read as it makes you want to believe it’s really happening” - a reader, aged 10, Aquila magazine

“A sci-fi spoof full of larger-than-life characters” - Burnley Express

“Hilarious sci-fi comedy” - Jetsetter, Australia

“Books don’t come more madcap than... Totally Unsuitable For Children” - TES Primary

“The title alone should ensure that kids pick up this book - and they won’t regret it” - Kids Out

“With a title like this a readership is assured” - Irish Times
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